It has to be said, I've been slightly (like Hitler was slightly nasty) slack as of recent. I guess you could say I'd lost my blogging mojo, hopefully this is the start of its return!
To ease myself back in (stop scoffing - I know it's not that taxing) I thought I'd have a look at how those of you that have been clinging on to this blog have been finding me.
Leggings are not pants
Quite right readers, they are not! It's nice to know that you lovely lot have some fashion sense.
People like to annoy me
It's true. But then again, so do I. Mum, Nan and I went to a Christmas shop this week and I spent the entire time tugging on my Mum's sleeve saying "Wow, look at this. Mum. Mum. Muuuuuuuuuuum."
I'm sure I've disappointed a hell of a lot of people with this one.
Kirsty Allsop's big arse
Lets make a couple of things clear;
1) I've never mentioned Kirsty Allsop on this blog.
2) I LOVE Kirsty. Her homemade Christmas decorations are something to behold!
3) Big is better.
4) Kirsty and Phil Spencer are almost a good a duo as Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.
From now on, I promise to blog more often. Even if I have to blog about Kirsty and what I'm sure is a wonderful behind.